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1Populate the Earth Empty Populate the Earth on October 2nd 2012, 8:50 am

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One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told 
Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. 
"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve." 
"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam. 
God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her. 
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! 
That was great! What's next?" 
"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve." 
"Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam. 
God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her. 
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord 
that was even better than a kiss! What's next?" 
"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve." 
"Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam. 
God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush. 
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a 
headache?" 



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2Populate the Earth Empty Re: Populate the Earth on October 2nd 2012, 9:11 am

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razz hahaha

3Populate the Earth Empty Re: Populate the Earth on October 2nd 2012, 9:26 am

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Awesome.



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4Populate the Earth Empty Re: Populate the Earth on October 2nd 2012, 11:54 am

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hahahaha thats perfect



5Populate the Earth Empty Re: Populate the Earth on October 2nd 2012, 4:05 pm

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that one always hurts lol



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6Populate the Earth Empty Re: Populate the Earth on October 4th 2012, 4:48 pm

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HAHAHA!
You're on to our tricks!
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7Populate the Earth Empty Re: Populate the Earth on October 5th 2012, 3:40 pm

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headache...cramps...gotta go to work....kids are up/in the other room....



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8Populate the Earth Empty Re: Populate the Earth on October 6th 2012, 5:23 am

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"I'm too tired" is my favorite



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