A Small Step for Man

When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said "One small step
for man, one giant leap for mankind, good luck Mr. Goorski."
For years, mission control tried to find what he meant by "Good luck
Mr. Goorski." They checked with Russian astronauts but could not
locate Mr. Goorski. Until now, Neil would not reveal what he meant by
"Good luck Mr. Goorski."
Today in a press conference, he told reporters that years ago, when he
was a young boy, he and his brother were playing ball when his brother
hit the ball under their neighbor's bedroom window. When Neil went to
retrieve the ball, he overheard his neighbor's wife, Mrs. Goorski,
telling her husband, "ORAL SEX? I'LL GIVE YOU ORAL SEX WHEN THE KID
NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

Nice

hhahaahahahaha lol

SEE! It's been said for so long how important that day in history was, when Neil made that first lunar stroll....
Now we know why.