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1The gay flight attendent  Empty The gay flight attendent on September 25th 2012, 2:40 pm

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The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight 
attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing 
down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has 
asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane 
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that 
would be super." 
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a 
muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I 
asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on 
the ground." 
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a 
Princess. I take orders from no one." 
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, 
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch!!



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2The gay flight attendent  Empty Re: The gay flight attendent on September 25th 2012, 4:10 pm

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hahaha man one of the best ones ive heard in a while ROFL8

3The gay flight attendent  Empty Re: The gay flight attendent on September 25th 2012, 7:25 pm

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4The gay flight attendent  Empty Re: The gay flight attendent on September 26th 2012, 1:17 pm

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5The gay flight attendent  Empty Re: The gay flight attendent on September 26th 2012, 1:33 pm

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Awesome.



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6The gay flight attendent  Empty Re: The gay flight attendent on September 27th 2012, 1:31 am

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