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1The Horny Rooster Empty The Horny Rooster on August 23rd 2012, 5:46 pm

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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster, one that would service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the henhouse though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff". And without a word, he strutted into the hen house. Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there, he went into the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to he pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out "Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself". But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy. The farmer walked up to Randy saying "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy". "Shhhhh" says Randy quietly to the farmer, "The buzzard is getting closer."



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2The Horny Rooster Empty Re: The Horny Rooster on August 24th 2012, 11:08 am

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Nice. Sounds like something los would do. Jk



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3The Horny Rooster Empty Re: The Horny Rooster on August 25th 2012, 4:09 pm

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thats pretty damn funny



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4The Horny Rooster Empty Re: The Horny Rooster on August 26th 2012, 9:40 am

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hahaha made my morning



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