Little billy's neighbour had a baby but it was born without ears. Billy and his mom to visit the baby and billy was warned not to mention the babys ears or he will get smacked. Billy went and looked into the babys crib and said "what a lovely baby, lovely feet hands and skin. how's his eye sight?" the babys mother said "Its perfect" and billy replied "Thats Great Because he would be fucked if he needed glasses"