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1Sperm count Empty Sperm count on May 18th 2012, 2:55 am

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Blitz wanted to make his wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told Blitz to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. Blitz came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.

Doctor: "What was the problem?"

Blitz: "Well,I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing."

Doctor: "Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!"

Blitz: "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the fucking specimen cup."




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2Sperm count Empty Re: Sperm count on May 18th 2012, 5:13 am

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Rofl.. Thought you were shooting dust.

3Sperm count Empty Re: Sperm count on May 18th 2012, 9:55 pm

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signflags28 ROFL8

4Sperm count Empty Re: Sperm count on May 18th 2012, 10:36 pm

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holly shit i done near craped my self



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5Sperm count Empty Re: Sperm count on May 24th 2012, 9:51 pm

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