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1Beware of "Goblins" Empty Beware of "Goblins" on May 18th 2012, 2:49 am

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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"




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2Beware of "Goblins" Empty Re: Beware of "Goblins" on May 18th 2012, 5:18 am

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Gotta love the dumb chic's. Makes are life easier. HOLE IN ONE

3Beware of "Goblins" Empty Re: Beware of "Goblins" on May 18th 2012, 8:58 am

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True love is so sweet..... Wink

Good one Blitz!



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4Beware of "Goblins" Empty Re: Beware of "Goblins" on May 19th 2012, 1:41 am

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and thats the story of how blitz met his wife children now its bed time



5Beware of "Goblins" Empty Re: Beware of "Goblins" on May 19th 2012, 7:58 am

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hahaha thats so mest up...i love it



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