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1Recons homework Empty Recons homework on September 4th 2011, 8:29 pm

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Recon is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system. One day he got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is what he did....

1. HOTEL -- I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.

2. RECTUM -- I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.

3. DISAPPOINTMENT -- My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.

4. FORECLOSE -- If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE.

5. CATACOMB -- Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that
CATACOMB.

6. PENIS -- I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.

7. ISRAEL -- Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.

8. UNDERMINE -- There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.

9. TRIPOLI -- I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't find no TRIPOLI.

10. STAIN -- My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.

11. SELDOM -- My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.

12. ODYSSEY -- I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.

13. HORDE -- My sister got into trouble because she HORDE around in school.

14. INCOME -- I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.

15. FORTIFY -- I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.

Recon got an A



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2Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 5th 2011, 1:17 am

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FACK YEAH I PASSED ROFL8 fucktard lol good one btw blitz lol

3Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 5th 2011, 1:51 pm

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hhahahahhaah EPIC!!!!!!!!!

4Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 5th 2011, 9:48 pm

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I wasnt sure if I should use Recon, TP or MoMo. You other 2 are next on my "joke list" Very Happy



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5Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 6th 2011, 3:16 pm

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haha nice one recon fortify haha

6Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 6th 2011, 7:26 pm

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hehehe i liked that one

7Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 7th 2011, 1:48 am

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HAHA thats great! Srry Recon!

8Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 8th 2011, 12:25 am

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A+!! lol.....great joke man

9Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 8th 2011, 2:02 am

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Btw everyone I don't have an accent lol despite loz thinking I'm mexican Rolling Eyes

10Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 11th 2011, 4:35 am

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damn mexicans...

11Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 11th 2011, 1:07 pm

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Spark* wrote:damn mexicans...

SPARK !!!!!!!!!!!

Where you been you lil fucker ??



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12Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 13th 2011, 1:22 am

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U&V~BL!TZ wrote:
Spark* wrote:damn mexicans...

SPARK !!!!!!!!!!!

Where you been you lil fucker ??
Blitzzzz!!!!!!
Ive been on xbox and youtubee :D i miss youu!

13Recons homework Empty Re: Recons homework on September 13th 2011, 3:59 am

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bro i know ur not mexican ur like some kinda fucked up mess of italian and jew i think lol



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