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1 Typical white man on September 25th 2012, 10:07 am

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An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him 
back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, 
"You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for 
three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?" 
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The indians get his horse. 
The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps 
the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse 
comesback with a naked blonde. 
She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The 
Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think 
one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What wish today?" 
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The indians bring him 
his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something 
in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the 
horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the 
teepee with the cowboy. 
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die 
tomorrow ... can only think one thing." The last day comes, and the 
chief says, "This last wish, white man. What want?" 
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him 
his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!" 



2 Re: Typical white man on September 25th 2012, 10:40 am

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Nice.



3 Re: Typical white man on September 25th 2012, 2:03 pm

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haha thats awesome



4 Re: Typical white man on September 25th 2012, 4:25 pm

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nice



5 Re: Typical white man on September 25th 2012, 6:52 pm

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ROFL8 .. Fucking hilarious.

6 Re: Typical white man on September 26th 2012, 1:03 am

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Hahaha if only horses could RELLY do that!

7 Re: Typical white man on September 26th 2012, 1:27 am

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Haha nice

8 Re: Typical white man on September 26th 2012, 1:08 pm

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9 Re: Typical white man on September 27th 2012, 9:40 am

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OMG!! I loved that!!

@ Queen--- Surely if you wanted a redhead or a blond you wouldn't need to go thru all the trouble of training your horse to fetch em for you.




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