Blitz was stessed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and both excellent workers. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and Blitz approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."

thats funny i like that

haha true story!

haha i posted basicly the same joke afew weeks ago lol. that is such a good joke lol. called vice pres tough decision lol

I like that joke

hahaha!! lol!!

hahahahaha omg i thought it was real at frist such a ditz