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1 Three Tests on December 11th 2010, 1:10 pm

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Griff walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money."

"What are the three tests?" asks Griff
"Gotta pay first."

So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar.

"OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."

"Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says Griff, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!"

Griff proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve.

"Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs.

He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence.

Just when they think Griff must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body.

"NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?"



2 Re: Three Tests on December 11th 2010, 1:14 pm

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ROFL8 good one blitz

3 Re: Three Tests on December 11th 2010, 2:44 pm

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thats awsome...lol

4 Re: Three Tests on April 23rd 2011, 10:33 pm

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RAAAAAPEEE!!!!!!
Lmao!
Good 1 man!!! Ahahahahahaa!!!

5 Re: Three Tests on April 23rd 2011, 11:53 pm

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OMFG so wrong

6 Re: Three Tests on April 24th 2011, 1:03 am

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lmfao, griff you are a dirty ole bastard !! lol



7 Re: Three Tests on April 24th 2011, 1:38 am

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Yes.....Yes I am. Twisted Evil



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8 Re: Three Tests on April 25th 2011, 12:40 am

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I have lost all respect I ever had for you Griff, haha

9 Re: Three Tests on April 25th 2011, 12:48 am

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the older ladies are more experienced than the younger ones lol.
GO GRIFF!!!! bananadog

10 Re: Three Tests on April 25th 2011, 7:08 pm

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11 Re: Three Tests on April 26th 2011, 3:10 pm

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zomg i lolled so hard i peeed alittle hahahaha that is such an epic joke it has to be based in fact!



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