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1 Where have you been? on October 6th 2012, 9:23 am

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Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he 
walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a 
nearby bar to use the vending machine. 
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They 
have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up 
in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and 
says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got 
any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he 
proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. 
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. 
"Where the hell have you been?!?!" "Well, honey, its like this. I went 
to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the 
bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there 
and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in 
bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands 
are covered with powder and... 
"You God damn liar!!! You went bowling again!"



2 Re: Where have you been? on October 6th 2012, 2:02 pm

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wow the guys a beast!!!! lol hahahaaha

3 Re: Where have you been? on October 6th 2012, 3:11 pm

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hahaha i like his thinking



4 Re: Where have you been? on October 7th 2012, 3:02 pm

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Thats great.



5 Re: Where have you been? on October 7th 2012, 3:09 pm

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Smart!!!



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