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1 Who runs the human body?? on October 4th 2012, 4:53 am

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and
circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste
away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and
give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in
a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a
terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.
Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum
should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an
asshole.



2 Re: Who runs the human body?? on October 4th 2012, 7:30 am

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Nice



3 Re: Who runs the human body?? on October 4th 2012, 7:36 am

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truth in humor...I likes!




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4 Re: Who runs the human body?? on October 4th 2012, 6:04 pm

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LMAO!

I like this one...
Mr. brown eye wins

5 Re: Who runs the human body?? on October 4th 2012, 7:51 pm

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Haha good shit

6 Re: Who runs the human body?? on October 5th 2012, 8:49 pm

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thats so true!



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