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1 The ventriloquist cowboy on September 26th 2012, 2:03 pm

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A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near 
his pad. 
Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? 
Indian: Dog no talk. 
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going? 
Dog: Doin' all right. 
Indian: [Extreme look of shock] 
Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]
Dog: Yep 
Cowboy: How's he treating you? 
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and 
takes me to the lake once a week to play. 
Indian: [look of disbelief] 
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse? 
Indian: Horse no talk. 
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going? 
Horse: Cool. 
Indian: [extreme look of shock] 
Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]
Horse: Yep 
Cowboy: How's he treating you? 
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes 
me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the 
elements. 
Indian: [total look of amazement] 
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep? 
Indian: Sheep lie! 



2 Re: The ventriloquist cowboy on September 26th 2012, 2:18 pm

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3 Re: The ventriloquist cowboy on September 26th 2012, 3:54 pm

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haha nice



4 Re: The ventriloquist cowboy on September 26th 2012, 7:19 pm

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is it cuz the indian fucks his sheep?



5 Re: The ventriloquist cowboy on September 27th 2012, 11:28 am

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Yes loz.



6 Re: The ventriloquist cowboy on September 29th 2012, 5:59 pm

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U&V~LoZ~God wrote:is it cuz the indian fucks his sheep?
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