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1 Wher's My Husbands Clock? on September 4th 2012, 2:12 pm

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One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary is struck by a
car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself at the gates of Heaven.
She sees St. Peter and asks "Can I get into heaven now?"
He says "Soon, I have some things to take care of."
So St. Peter leaves and Hillary looks at the scenery and sees millions
of clocks lying around. Every once in a while, a clock or so would
turn ahead 15 minutes. Hillary wondered why. Soon, St. Peter came back
and Hillary asked "St. Peter, What are all these clocks for?"
St Peter replies "Each clock represents a man. Every time a man
commits adultry, the clock turns ahead 15 minutes.
Hillary asks "Where's my husbands clock?" St. Peter replies "Oh, it's
in God's office, he uses it for a fan."



2 Re: Wher's My Husbands Clock? on September 4th 2012, 2:43 pm

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It would be just as funny if u ended at Hilary got struck by a car.



3 Re: Wher's My Husbands Clock? on September 4th 2012, 2:59 pm

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Fuckin' hilarious!!!!!!!!!
ROFL8 cheers



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4 Re: Wher's My Husbands Clock? on September 4th 2012, 4:40 pm

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thats fuckin great!!



5 Re: Wher's My Husbands Clock? on September 4th 2012, 9:10 pm

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cry11 Beautiful..simply beautiful

6 Re: Wher's My Husbands Clock? on September 5th 2012, 1:01 pm

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thats fucking great kaos youre the man at good jokes



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