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1 Prostitute Parrots on August 31st 2012, 7:22 pm

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A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I
have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some
fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will
put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and
read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and
worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male
parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to
have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the
beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"



2 Re: Prostitute Parrots on August 31st 2012, 7:47 pm

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Nice.



3 Re: Prostitute Parrots on September 1st 2012, 12:49 pm

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hahaha nice



4 Re: Prostitute Parrots on September 2nd 2012, 7:46 pm

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hahahaha lucky birds



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