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1 The Ventriloquist on August 29th 2012, 5:01 pm

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

He goes through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big Blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says: "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating Blonde jokes!!!

"What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community and reaching my full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against Blondes... all in the name of humor!!"

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up...

"You stay out of this, I'm talking to that little son-of-a-bitch sitting on your knee!



2 Re: The Ventriloquist on August 29th 2012, 10:06 pm

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Nice



3 Re: The Ventriloquist on August 30th 2012, 12:01 pm

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hilarious



4 Re: The Ventriloquist on August 30th 2012, 2:44 pm

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ROFL8



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5 Re: The Ventriloquist on August 30th 2012, 3:43 pm

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wow thats pretty good lol



6 Re: The Ventriloquist on August 30th 2012, 4:40 pm

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lol ya awesome blonde joke haha



7 Re: The Ventriloquist on September 1st 2012, 12:53 pm

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i told this to my girlfriend and she cracked up



8 Re: The Ventriloquist on September 2nd 2012, 7:40 pm

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hahahahahaha got to love these jokes



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