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Not to be racist but Damm had to be blonde

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A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.

"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"

The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been
working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"

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This post made me sling the green guy around his little box.lol smokeup

U&V~LoZGod

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technically blondes arent a race unless u consider the Arian race but then theyd have to have blues eyes too so calling someone blonde isnt really racist... funny joke though

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brilliant signflags5
nice twist mate, normally its a dumb blonde 'girl' thats
the butt of these jokes tits

5Not to be racist but Damm had to be blonde Empty only a blond July 5th 2012, 9:55 am

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6Not to be racist but Damm had to be blonde Empty Don't take this to serious..... July 5th 2012, 9:57 am

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U&V~GUMP wrote:This post made me sling the green guy around his little box.lol smokeup
Blondes are a special breed, caused by a lot of in breeding

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im half blonde!

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This post has lost its focus. lmao
where was the post asking for " smokeup debate team members"?

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hahaha thats a blonde for you

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