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1 Pretty BAd Example on June 13th 2012, 9:37 pm

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One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

2 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 14th 2012, 12:16 am

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thats fucking great.

3 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 14th 2012, 9:42 am

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A1

4 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 14th 2012, 3:33 pm

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hehe children's minds are so much fun to corrupt



5 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 14th 2012, 6:10 pm

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hahahahahahaha love it



6 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 14th 2012, 7:41 pm

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lawl

7 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 17th 2012, 11:01 am

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lmao nice



8 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 17th 2012, 5:33 pm

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I dont care who you are, thats funny right there Very Happy



9 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 18th 2012, 2:27 pm

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Haha funny shit..

10 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 23rd 2012, 10:02 am

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Hey, nice one.

can you all reply what you think of my app and is this clan still active btw?

11 Re: Pretty BAd Example on June 23rd 2012, 2:34 pm

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Thys wrote:Hey, nice one.

can you all reply what you think of my app and is this clan still active btw?
You have a nice app, the problem is, You do not meet the age requirement for the U&V clan, neither do you have a headset. Sorry bud, thats just how things are here. The U&V clan is very active by the way. Thank you for your intrest in our family, maybe youll come back in a couple years. smokeup

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