Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

You are not connected. Please login or register

 » Jokes » Sperm count

Sperm count

2 posters

Go down  Message [Page 1 of 1]

1Sperm count Empty Sperm count May 18th 2012, 2:55 am

U&V~BL!TZ

U&V~BL!TZ
 
 

Blitz wanted to make his wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told Blitz to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. Blitz came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.

Doctor: "What was the problem?"

Blitz: "Well,I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing."

Doctor: "Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!"

Blitz: "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the fucking specimen cup."


2Sperm count Empty Re: Sperm count May 18th 2012, 5:13 am

Guest

avatar
Guest

Rofl.. Thought you were shooting dust.

3Sperm count Empty Re: Sperm count May 18th 2012, 9:55 pm

Guest

avatar
Guest

signflags28 ROFL8

4Sperm count Empty Re: Sperm count May 18th 2012, 10:36 pm

U&V~ApexPredator

U&V~ApexPredator
Moderators
Moderators

holly shit i done near craped my self

5Sperm count Empty Re: Sperm count May 24th 2012, 9:51 pm

Guest

avatar
Guest

LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Sponsored content



Back to top  Message [Page 1 of 1]

 » Jokes » Sperm count

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum