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1 CyberSenseis "stroke" of genius on January 19th 2012, 11:23 pm

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On the drive over to his girlfriend's house, CyberSensei listens to a call-in sex show on the radio. The host is explaining that masturbating before sex can help men last longer. CyberSensei decides to give it a try.

He pulls his truck over on the side of the highway, gets out and crawls underneath. Satisfied with the privacy, he undoes his pants, closes his eyes and starts to masturbate.

Close to orgasm, he feels a tap on the bottom of his boot. Not wanting to lose his fantasy when he's so close, he squeezes his eyes shut tighter and stammers, "J-just checking the r-rear a-axle. Almost g-got it!"

"Well," Blitz says, "you might as well check your brakes while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."



2 Re: CyberSenseis "stroke" of genius on January 19th 2012, 11:28 pm

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ROFL8 lol! cheers LMAO

3 Re: CyberSenseis "stroke" of genius on January 20th 2012, 1:06 am

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HA!!!!

Good one!!!!!! character70



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4 Re: CyberSenseis "stroke" of genius on January 20th 2012, 4:06 am

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haha thats awesome



5 Re: CyberSenseis "stroke" of genius on January 20th 2012, 11:00 am

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Don't you hate it when that happens!!!

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6 Re: CyberSenseis "stroke" of genius on January 20th 2012, 1:32 pm

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Which part am I supposed to hate, cyber? The truck rolling away or jerking it? Hopefully not the jerking it one lol

7 Re: CyberSenseis "stroke" of genius on January 21st 2012, 3:05 pm

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lol hahhhahhaahah

8 Re: CyberSenseis "stroke" of genius on January 21st 2012, 4:19 pm

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U&V~Jeff wrote:Which part am I supposed to hate, cyber? The truck rolling away or jerking it? Hopefully not the jerking it one lol

1. Truck rolling away == No Problem
2. Jerking it == No Problem
3. Getting Caught Jerking it != No Problem

9 Re: CyberSenseis "stroke" of genius on January 21st 2012, 6:22 pm

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good to know you have no inhibitions lol

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