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1 Blitzs morning wake up on September 4th 2011, 8:34 pm

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One morning, while she was making breakfast, Blitz, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the ass and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.

Next morning Blitz woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."

That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."



2 Re: Blitzs morning wake up on September 5th 2011, 3:08 pm

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lmfao thats a good one....gonna go tell me wife



3 Re: Blitzs morning wake up on September 5th 2011, 5:07 pm

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damm that was low

4 Re: Blitzs morning wake up on September 5th 2011, 10:56 pm

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and yet again blitz amuses us with stories from his real life



5 Re: Blitzs morning wake up on September 6th 2011, 6:57 am

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U&V~LoZ~God wrote:and yet again blitz amuses us with stories from his real life

You have NNOOOOO idea ..not sure if I posted my daily routine if it would be a comedy or a soap opera ?? lol!



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