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Double Vodkas

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1Double Vodkas Empty Double Vodkas October 6th 2010, 11:06 pm

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A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

DUHH!

2Double Vodkas Empty Re: Double Vodkas October 7th 2010, 3:35 am

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he acts like that's a bad thing...maybe if he plays his cards right she'll let him join or at the least maybe he can watch!

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