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1 Sex for married couples on October 2nd 2010, 10:06 pm

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BL!TZ and GR!FF were discussing their sex lives.

GR!FF said, "Mine's OK. We get it on every week, but it's no big adventure. How's yours?"

BL!TZ replied, "It's great ever since we got into S&M."

GR!FF was surprised. "Really, BL!TZ, I never would have guessed that she'd go for that."

"Oh, sure," says BL!TZ, "She snores while I
masturbate."

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2 Re: Sex for married couples on October 2nd 2010, 10:42 pm

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3 Re: Sex for married couples on October 3rd 2010, 2:07 am

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holy shit blitz thats hilarious and prolly true but how long does it take for the viagra to work cuz thats prolly y she falls asleep

4 Re: Sex for married couples on October 3rd 2010, 4:34 pm

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LMFAO! blitz i say you go to the store, get your self something silky and sexy to wear and strip for her and if THAT doesnt get her going and she still goes to sleep...ill pick you up and we can hit the club, that should piss her off enough to make her have this revelation that makes her want to prove she is still your woman.....and well...if that doesnt work.....extenze? LOL dncdick = blitz :Sleepy: = wife HEHEHEHE

5 Re: Sex for married couples on October 3rd 2010, 9:07 pm

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Are you buyin the beer cuz Im alittle strapped this week !!! givemebeer drink



6 Re: Sex for married couples on October 4th 2010, 9:16 am

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Weapon Ty wrote:LMFAO! blitz i say you go to the store, get your self something silky and sexy to wear and strip for her and if THAT doesnt get her going and she still goes to sleep...ill pick you up and we can hit the club, that should piss her off enough to make her have this revelation that makes her want to prove she is still your woman.....and well...if that doesnt work.....extenze? LOL dncdick = blitz :Sleepy: = wife HEHEHEHE
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7 Re: Sex for married couples on October 4th 2010, 10:29 am

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U&VChef wrote:holy shit blitz thats hilarious and prolly true but how long does it take for the viagra to work cuz thats prolly y she falls asleep

Im not sure...ask your mother she never falls asleep before it takes effect !!!!! rofl1

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8 Re: Sex for married couples on October 4th 2010, 12:15 pm

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U&V~BL!TZ wrote:
U&VChef wrote:holy shit blitz thats hilarious and prolly true but how long does it take for the viagra to work cuz thats prolly y she falls asleep

Im not sure...ask your mother she never falls asleep before it takes effect !!!!! rofl1

OLD JOKES..... Dead Horse

Nice one Luke

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